HAPPY 4TH OF BORING DAY!

Mmhmm. Yep. {I almost put 'Ye' instead. YE OLDE JULY 4TH. . .}
We're not going to shoot fireworks, or watch other people shoot fireworks, or celebrate our independence in any way whatsoever; we're just going to sit at home and do nothing. Our tradition. {Well, of course I'll be Thanking God for our freedom!}
Or, I'll sit at home and do nothing, anyway. I think my grandmother is going to Kohl's or something bahahha, but NOT for anything 4th of July-related. I honestly just feel like the 4th of July is very overdone and overrated. Like, I don't see the point of fireworks. At all.
Okaaayyy. . . WE'RE FREE! YAY! Why are we shooting off loud thingies that explode in mid-air?
Is this supposed to represent something. . .?
Haha. *Negative Nelly Warning: Do Not Come Within 3 Feet Of Specimen.*
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That was weird. Anyway,
I never really liked July 4th. When I was a kid I kind of felt like it was an excuse to deafen all of us youngins' with those dag-nabbit loud colorful explosives & such - okay, not really. But I could never stand the noise, and didn't find them fascinating to look at.
I mean, yeah, they're cool. . but not THAT cool. Seriously, people.
HAhaha. . I'm sorry. I shouldn't be dissing the 4th of July, but like I said before, I have nothing to post about. . and if I came on and was like,
"OMG I TOTALLY LOOOOOOVE JULY 4TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER!!!!!!"
Then I would be lying tremendously and would make myself feel really bad for it. rofl!
'Oh, but you could always just keep your opinions to yourself and wish us all who LIKE the 4th of July a happy 4th of July'
Yes, I could, but come on. This is a blog, it is my blog, so I have the right to post my opinions xD
*reads over the post so far* Wow. I sound like such a negative person. But I AM NOT! I AM VERY POSITIVE AND OPTIMISTIC. I PROMISE. :D
On a happier note. . I hope you guys have awesome July 4ths and yummy barbeques. {I never know whether to spell is 'barbeques' or 'barbecues'. . . I guess I could always do 'BBQs'. . but that abbreviation always makes me think of. . like. . . honey. Or bee hives. Or something. I don't know why xDDD}
AAAHHH I am just realizing what a STRANGE, RANDOM PERSON I am!!!!! {You: hmm, she didn't know that already? Is she okay? *strokes curly mustache, even though I'm certain you don't have one. .*}
. . Bye. xD Have an awesome July 4th!